I know this happens to me about twice a week - I spill something on myself. A lot of times, the soiled shirt is lying around in a basket for a couple of weeks before it's put through a wash cycle. By that time, a stain has formed, quickly taking root in the organic fibers...never to leave it's adopted home. No matter how many washes I put the poor garment through, the stain is never coming off.
Until now! It's 2019, and every designer worth their salt is rushing to get their hands on as many bolts of stainless-fiber they can find. It comes in limited colors, the cloth shimmers in just about any lighting condition imaginable and it's only made in Taiwan. Engineered from the thinest stain-less steel fibers possible, this cloth is infused with a new hydrophobic chemical and colored with phosphorus paints. It's a bit heavier than your typical rayon or silk material, but "Stain-F" retains its shape no matter what temperature you set your washer. Besides, IT NEVER STAINS!
By 2021, this stuff will be in every department store across the world. Place your order now and get in on the ground floor of this fashion phenomenon.